Nature-loving Diner T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"For drinks or dinner?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Rabbits picknick

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'They use paper plates.'

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

Vegan Menu

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"