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'I don't know where she gets it from.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Countervailing Clichés.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Zagat Rated.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'You made me jump,'

"It's made with real angel hair."

Rabbits picknick