Electoral Exile Gifts

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Trump Mask

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

The Choice is Obvious

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"At last - no Trump."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

A little different

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Biden presidency

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

Trump Impeachment Inquiry

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

The polling station

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'