Electoral Exile Prints

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"My email is down... talk to me."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Trump Mask

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

The Choice is Obvious

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

"At last - no Trump."

Biden presidency

Trump Impeachment Inquiry

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

A little different

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

"In politics a lot more is said than is done. So I promise to 'say less' when I 'do less'."

The polling station