Politics Escapee Prints

"One day Merle decided he had enough of politics."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"At last - no Trump."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Elevator/Open Range

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Travel Agent - 'The election's certainly got the voters out!'

'It's not really for sale. I just get lonely out here!'