Elderly Escapaders Gifts

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Inside One's Memory Bank

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'This is you, enlarged.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Women

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

When Seniors Fly

"You look good for your age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Mountain escalator.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Period Of Transition

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"Honey, don't engage."

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"