Elder Support Pillows

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I noticed a few browns."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Someone to see you!"

'Come die with me.'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Warring parents

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Sweet Jailbreak

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

"It's all part of life. In time, each of us will be moved to the guest room."

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

'Nobility vehicle'

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

The knee surgeon did a poor job.

"We've brought Dad home form hospital for the weekend"