Supporting Elderly Pillows

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"Someone to see you!"

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

Fetch the Walker

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

'I just pop down to Pediatrics when I need a bit of nursing care.'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

"Hey, you two. Stay for dinner! We'll throw a pizza in the blender!"

"Fall prevention!"

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Pension Calculation

Home economics