Senior Support Pillows

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

Pensioner's Romance

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."