Senior Support Specialist Pillows

"Did you remember my mints?"

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'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Handle With Care

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

Communication

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'I know he's a retriever, but this is ridiculous!'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Health care success #4

Computer tech support sacred offering