Senior Sass Specialist Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a sassy pillow. Perfect for their desk, sofa, or bed, these pillows bring comfort and fun in one adorable package.

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"You would like to report a medical emergence and you have an artificial hip joint, two artificial knee joints, a pacemaker and a metal plate in your head? Well, then please call the breakdown service, sir."

"You would like to report a medical emergence and you have an artificial hip joint, two artificial knee joints, a pacemaker and a metal plate in your head? Well, then please call the breakdown service, sir."

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Stairlift around cliff face.

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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Speed Dating.

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What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer? mockup

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

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"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

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"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it." mockup

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause. mockup

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

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'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!' mockup

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

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'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.' mockup

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

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I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!! mockup

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

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'Oh, to be 75 again!'

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Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle. mockup

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

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'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?' mockup

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

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'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?' mockup

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

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"Remember toothache!!!"

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"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember." mockup

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

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'You need the wisdom of the ages to understand Medicare Part D.'

'You need the wisdom of the ages to understand Medicare Part D.' mockup

'You need the wisdom of the ages to understand Medicare Part D.'

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'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'

'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.' mockup

'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'

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'I got up for something - but now I can't remember what it was.'

'I got up for something - but now I can't remember what it was.' mockup

'I got up for something - but now I can't remember what it was.'

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'The action they're taking is early retirement.'

'The action they're taking is early retirement.' mockup

'The action they're taking is early retirement.'

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'Let's face it, Old Simkins is well past his 'best before' date...'

'Let's face it, Old Simkins is well past his 'best before' date...' mockup

'Let's face it, Old Simkins is well past his 'best before' date...'

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'I've got so many aches and pains that a new one would have to wait a week before I could feel it.'

'I've got so many aches and pains that a new one would have to wait a week before I could feel it.' mockup

'I've got so many aches and pains that a new one would have to wait a week before I could feel it.'

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"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!" mockup

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

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'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?'

'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?' mockup

'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?'

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"Last night I spent some time organizing my thoughts..."

"Last night I spent some time organizing my thoughts..." mockup

"Last night I spent some time organizing my thoughts..."

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Pensioner lives matter

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Help! Over 65!

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Brunette girlfriend " I quite like your beard. You are only half as ugly now."

Brunette girlfriend " I quite like your beard. You are only half as ugly now." mockup

Brunette girlfriend " I quite like your beard. You are only half as ugly now."

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"I keep finding more stuff seniors can't afford."

"I keep finding more stuff seniors can't afford." mockup

"I keep finding more stuff seniors can't afford."

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'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.' mockup

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

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'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.' mockup

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'

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'Don't you talk back to me like that!' mockup

'Don't you talk back to me like that!'

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Senior Sass Specialist Pillows Collection

Senior Sass Specialist Mugs

Looking for more sassy and witty mugs? Explore our full range of products designed to make your senior sass specialist smile with humor.

Senior Sass Specialist Prints

Explore a variety of humorous prints to celebrate their sassy attitude. Brighten up their space with our fun and creative decor options.

Senior Sass Specialist T-Shirts

Want more playful t-shirts to showcase their witty personality? Check out our collection of fun designs that make great gifts for your sharp and sassy professional.