Support-line Specialist Pillows

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Computer Expert

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Did you remember my mints?"

Hardware and software

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Early Tech Support

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

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