Elder Sibling Gifts

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

"Life moves so fast nowadays. Not like in the good old hours."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

At the Museum

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'