Egyptian Culture Pillows

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Stretching Sphinx

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"This must be the one causing all the controversy."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Hosni Mubarak

Tut and Carmen.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

Building Sandcastles.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

The Mummy's Purse...

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Sphinx Food

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Camel'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.