Egyptian History Pillows

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

Egyptian Cruise

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Building Sandcastles.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Sphinx Food

'Bugger!'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

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