Egyptian History Prints

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

Egyptian Cruise

Tut and Carmen.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Building Sandcastles.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx Food

The Mummy's Purse...

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Camel'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Pyramids exploding.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"