Egyptian Culture T-Shirts

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Stretching Sphinx

"You don't look a day over 3030."

No caption (An Egyptian sits reading a papyrus. On the table next to him is an aquarium in the shape of a pyramid).

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"This must be the one causing all the controversy."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Hosni Mubarak

How the first pyramid got started.

Tut and Carmen.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Building Sandcastles.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Mummy's Purse...

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx Food

'Bugger!'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'