Eggs-pert Gifts

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Ornithologist

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The bad egg.

Meet the layer.

He just fell off the wall. It sounds like a case of "restless egg" syndrome.

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

"J'accuse!"

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

The rally driver's breakfast

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Police Lineup

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"I thought he said he wanted his eggs over easy."

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

'Just a darn minute! -- Yesterday you said that X equals two!'

Husband makes breakfast

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Humpty Dumpty just fell off the wall. Should we call for your horses and men? No, tell the air force to scramble.

"Do we have to get a baby gift for ALL of them?"

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

"Follow the colorfully decorated eggs."

'I think I know how to make an egg.'