Egg-spress Eater Gifts

The rally driver's breakfast

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

Ornithologist

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Egg!

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Easter Egg Painting.

Humpty the Game Warden

Humpty Dumpty

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'How do you like your egg?'

"J'accuse!"

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."