Egg-spress Eater Prints

The rally driver's breakfast

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Ornithologist

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Egg!

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Humpty the Game Warden

'How do you like your egg?'

Humpty Dumpty

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"J'accuse!"

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.