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'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Ornithologist

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The bad egg.

Meet the layer.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"J'accuse!"

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

The rally driver's breakfast

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Police Lineup

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

'Just a darn minute! -- Yesterday you said that X equals two!'

Husband makes breakfast

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

"Do we have to get a baby gift for ALL of them?"

"Follow the colorfully decorated eggs."

'I think I know how to make an egg.'

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."

Humpty Dumpty Inventor of Scrambled Eggs.