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"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Superstock'

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Egg Buggy

Ornithologist

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."