Eggs-plorer Mugs

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Egg Buggy

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Ornithologist

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'