Egg-cellent Friend T-Shirts

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'We have three minutes left.'

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

Easter Egg

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

Meet the layer.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"J'accuse!"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Russian eggs.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Egg.

"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"