Egg-cellent Friend Pillows

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'We have three minutes left.'

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Easter Egg

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

Meet the layer.

Russian eggs.

"J'accuse!"

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

Humpty Dumpty on Break.

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Humpty Dumpty just fell off the wall. Should we call for your horses and men? No, tell the air force to scramble.

Egg.