Eggceptional Achiever Gifts

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"So! When's the big day?"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

Ornithologist

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Meet the layer.

"Who's next?"

Chef chasing an egg.

'I hope you're hungry.'

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"We need any eggs?"

Egg Armour Plating

Surprise!

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

"Have you heard the story of the eggs?. . .Two bad."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

The Fast and the Furious: The Egg and Spoon Races

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

"Donate my body to breakfast."

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Free Range Eggs.