Egg-cellent Entrepreneur Gifts

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'We have three minutes left.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Meet the layer.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Russian eggs.

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"We need any eggs?"

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Easters Eggs being colored by standing in a rainbow

Egg.

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

Chicken with egg on its face.

"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."