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Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Meet the layer.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

"We need any eggs?"

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

Egg.

Chicken with egg on its face.

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."

"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"