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The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."