Egg-centric Philosopher T-Shirts

Bring humor and wit to their wardrobe with t-shirts that pay homage to egg-centric philosophers—featuring funny, thought-provoking designs that are perfect for days of pondering and cracking jokes.

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"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?" mockup

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.' mockup

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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"Is it free-range?"

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus." mockup

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

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Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe? mockup

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..." mockup

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

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'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.' mockup

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.' mockup

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

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Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce. mockup

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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Chicken: the one-man show

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What came first, the chicken or the egg mockup

What came first, the chicken or the egg

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Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'. mockup

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

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'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.' mockup

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

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"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

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