Eggceptional Entrepreneur Gifts

"We need any eggs?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Meet the layer.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Who's next?"

Chef chasing an egg.

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

"It has yet to turn a profit."

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

Egg Armour Plating

Surprise!

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Production of food

Easters Eggs being colored by standing in a rainbow

Diner. 2 Eggs any style $2.50. Easter!

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'