Egg-ceptional Thinker Gifts

"Who's next?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Egg!

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Your brains are scrambled.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Chicken: the one-man show

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Meet the layer.

Humpty the Game Warden

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'How do you like your egg?'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!