Egg-ceptional Thinker Pillows

"Who's next?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Egg!

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Chicken: the one-man show

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Meet the layer.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

Humpty the Game Warden

'How do you like your egg?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'