Egg-ceptional Thinkers Pillows

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"