Egg-ceptional Adventurer Pillows

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Cage-free eggs.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"