Egg-ceptional Adventurer Pillows

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Cage-free eggs.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."