Egg Adventurer Pillows

Egg Armour Plating

Chef chasing an egg.

Surprise!

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Spaghetti Road

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Egg Buggy

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).