Eagle Adventurer Pillows

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The Runaway Horse

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Crop duster wanted.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Lasso

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'