Eagle Adventurer T-Shirts

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Crop duster wanted.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Lasso

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

We're With Stupid

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'