Egg-ceptional Planners Pillows

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Meet the layer.

"Who's next?"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"What are you doing?"

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

"We need any eggs?"

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

"It was either him or me."

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Chicken with egg on its face.

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

Easter Egg Surprise