Egg-cellent Ambitions Pillows

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'We have three minutes left.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Meet the layer.

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"J'accuse!"

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"We need any eggs?"

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

Egg.

Chicken with egg on its face.

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."