Egg-cellent Ambitions Mugs

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'We have three minutes left.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Meet the layer.

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

Russian eggs.

"J'accuse!"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

"We need any eggs?"

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Humpty Dumpty just fell off the wall. Should we call for your horses and men? No, tell the air force to scramble.

Diner. 2 Eggs any style $2.50. Easter!

Chicken with egg on its face.

Egg.

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."