Egg-ceptional Executive Gifts

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Meet the layer.

"Who's next?"

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"We need any eggs?"

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'My parents are separated.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."

'This isn't working, No one remembers where they hid their eggs,'