Egg-ceptional Executive Mugs

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Meet the layer.

"Who's next?"

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"We need any eggs?"

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'My parents are separated.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."