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"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"So! When's the big day?"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

Ornithologist

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Meet the layer.

"Who's next?"

'I hope you're hungry.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Chef chasing an egg.

Surprise!

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

Egg Armour Plating

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"We need any eggs?"

The Fast and the Furious: The Egg and Spoon Races

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

"Have you heard the story of the eggs?. . .Two bad."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

"Donate my body to breakfast."

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Free Range Eggs.