Eggcellent Humorist Gifts

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

The Rooster Comedian.

Honest Vending

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

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'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Champagne at the hunt

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Poser

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Russian eggs.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'