Eggcellent Cook Gifts

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

The Rooster Comedian.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'We have three minutes left.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"You're doing it wrong."

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Meet the layer.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

"J'accuse!"

Russian eggs.

He just fell off the wall. It sounds like a case of "restless egg" syndrome.

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Police Lineup

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'My parents are separated.'

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

The Iron Chef at home

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'