Eggcellent Cook Pillows

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

The Rooster Comedian.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

The bad egg.

"You're doing it wrong."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Meet the layer.

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Russian eggs.

"J'accuse!"

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Police Lineup

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

'My parents are separated.'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

The Iron Chef at home

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'