Eggcentric Pillows

He just fell off the wall. It sounds like a case of "restless egg" syndrome.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The bad egg.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Meet the layer.

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

"Who's next?"

"J'accuse!"

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Police Lineup

"I thought he said he wanted his eggs over easy."

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

"It was either him or me."

"I don't believe this. You rob a bank, but when we're being chased, you won't run a red light?"t's weird enough that you're making me wear a woollen coat...I'm not going to say 'Bahhh!'"

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'We decided we wanted these back.'

"Do we have to get a baby gift for ALL of them?"

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

Diner. 2 Eggs any style $2.50. Easter!

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

'I think I know how to make an egg.'

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."

Humpty Dumpty Inventor of Scrambled Eggs.