Hellishly Good Cook Pillows

Hades Cafeteria. You didn't have any seared steak, blackened fish or even any devils food cake! What do you guys want? Take-out food. No exit.

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Amy Sedaris

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"It's fondue night!"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

Noodle exchange program.

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Lobster potion.

MasterWitch

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'I love pretentious pasta!'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'So where are you going?'

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

'It's my day off.'

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

The Iron Chef at home