Hellishly Good Cook Mugs

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Amy Sedaris

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"It's fondue night!"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

Noodle exchange program.

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'I love pretentious pasta!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Lobster potion.

MasterWitch

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

'So where are you going?'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

'It's my day off.'

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

The Iron Chef at home

Devil-May-Care Centre.

"So much for your attorneys."